Well here I am again!
I have had my ups and my (very) many downs after this op.
My 'Flap' isn't quite healed but they have given me a temporary soft new boob to stuff into my bra so it balances up. I was starting to walk sideways as was weighed down to the right.......! I will NOT be doing YMCA or Agadoo just in case the boob jumps out and causes injury to others ('Have you been hurt or injured at a wedding disco by low-flying cotton prosthesis - then call 555 B00B). I go back to hospital next week to be fitted for a silicon breast. I have been told these are VERY expensive and I need to look after it properly. I'll make it a little box to sleep in at night time and read it a story!?!*&^!>?!@(
The poor old flap is a bit 'flappy', so it will need several fat filling injections taken from my stomach. I'm now on the the list for lipo. I am turning into a plastic surgery junkie.
Stop me when I go for the trout pout!!!!
Stop me when I go for the trout pout!!!!
My leg scar is MASSIVE so my bikini-wearing days are over (sorry fellas)! I can cover it with a big boy-leg-sarong-beach tent when I go on my hols. I know you're laughing at the thought of S U M M E R......How ridiculous!
*reaches for the central heating button*
*reaches for the central heating button*
Well off to take Miss Cheese for an MRI now. She's going to be brave and I will hold her hand.
Stay dry and wrap up warm
xx
