It's always a race in our house to 'pinch, punch, first of the month', followed by the phrase 'bagsy no returns'. This last statement ensures you don't get pinch-punched back. Our large haired eldest turned to me this morning with a concerned look and said, "Mum your face has gone blue". Well with my track record at the moment, I ran towards the bathroom mirror...........Doh! Why, I oughta! Pesky kids.
Ps he did fall for the 'humpbacked whale spotted in Tring reservoir' though. Ha ha ha ha!