I thought, as I can't even lift a teapot without yelling in agony, that we should employ a cleaner. As Hp4's Eastern Europeans are fully employed at the moment I found this one. She's very cheap. Unfortunately when she left there was a faint odour of B&H and Limara! I might need to consult the Yellow Pages again!
ps Think the family silver has gone missing, that'll be in a car boot sale in Aylesbury before you know it!
Hilda looks dodgy and likely to take advantage in your time of need. If only you had Nas.
ReplyDeleteBut you see I don't know if I could fully trust her after she stole my custard tart.
ReplyDeleteoh she is a beauty :)I bet everything on on high shelves didn't get a look in!
ReplyDeleteyou're a very lucky lady indeed x
I hope you're not paying more than £3 / hour
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Can she come and do for me on Tuesdays please?
ReplyDeleteEy what!! bloody cheek... I come all way over in back of cousin van to help dis rich Enleesh an all I get is effin tea and no cake. all silver is electro plate so had to ebay for tenner. I go back to my people now and fly in face of you country...bastard.
ReplyDeleteBy way...ees not limara..ees smitty.
ReplyDeleteGod it smells more like fly spray, it's actually burning my eyes. Awful woman. I've phoned customs and immigration and they're on the look-out for a very short, foul-mouthed 'minty' woman. If you see her don't approach her as she could be violent.........
ReplyDeleteyes..on passport of bastard no cake lady mrs cheese..I take from kitchen drawer when she not watch. I off now to nice warm place...ha ha ha
ReplyDeleteGood riddance and please send my feather duster back.
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